Dating can be fun. But for the most part, trying to find a new significant other is filled with awkward interactions with complete strangers. Even when you think you know somebody, dates can sometimes end up being a disaster. Almost everyone has at least one dating horror story. Liam Smith was having a great night in Bristol. He had met a girl on Tinder, and they went out for a nice dinner. They decided to continue the date back at his apartment with a bottle of wine and Netflix.
He searched through all my drawers and dumped out my dirty clothes hamper looking for it.
I ended up finding it weeks later in my sock drawer. I kind of think he planted it there, but I'm not sure why.
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Looking back now I would've told him tough s, got him an Uber and went to work. But I took him to the car tow place so he could get it back.
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And of course he doesn't have his wallet. So I had to pay for it, and sign for it because he doesn't have an ID on him. So he finally gets his car, I'm already like 30 minutes late to work, and he goes, 'Okay I'll call you later' and I just said 'Never talk to me again. He texted a few hours later and said he lost the stylus for his phone.
I blocked his number. Second date, he drove and then drank a LOT, seemingly on purpose so he wouldn't be able to drive home.
This was before Tinder but I met a guy from a dating site. We talked on the phone a lot and he seemed nice. We planned to go to the movies and when he picked me up he was at least 80 pounds heavier than he said and he was bald. I don't know what I was thinking but I got in his car and we went to the movies. Oct 25, 'Worst Online Dating Experiences' Thread 'Worst Online Dating Experiences' Thread When It Comes To Online Dating, Don't Do What These Dudes Did. Kelly Hurcomb. October 25, Ok I got a twofer. This was from OKC, but I don't think which dating site it was matters. I'm chick of the fatter variety, and I always post a current body shot because I don't like people wasting my time if they're not going to be into me (I never got why people post misleading photos like people aren't going to notice when you meet?).
I agreed, and he spent the whole night crying in my bed about how I was going to leave him. I broke it off, he then looked up a performance I was in later that year in college and showed up.
He drove 35 minutes, and sat through a minute play, for that. Place was filled with empty beer cans. The sink was coated in hair and toothpaste.
I was so disturbed. Then he told me he had a suspended license and a kid he never met, and I high-tailed it home. He comments on me ordering pizza in an Italian restaurant. I don't often eat meat, only veggie thing was pizza.
He comments on me eating pizza with knife and fork. I politely ask about his work. He explains what he does as if he's talking to a 4 year old, even though he knows I'm doing two master degrees and did Biology at my finals.
Throughout the date [he] kept explaining stuff to me as if I'm in kindergarten. Doesn't ask anything about me but long monologues about himself.
I decline getting another drink and leave. Dodge his kiss and give him a peck on the cheek instead.
On my way home I get a text asking if I'm sure I don't want a kiss. It was a 12 minute-long video about his MLM [multi-level marketing] vacation club that was 'totally not a pyramid scheme. Then he proceeded to explain why he was right about this and why it's not offensive when I told him that I did not appreciate his statement.
Then he told me about his years of psychological and physical abuse by his father, eventually culminating in him being stabbed by his father. He also suggested I listen to a couple of his favorite podcasts by a Trump-supporting, feminist-hating misogynist. On the way home I gave him a ride because it was cold out and I'm apparently a bleeding heart he asked me if I would go on a hour road trip that weekend with him which would have been our second date by the way.
Hard no. One of those friends has a long-term girlfriend, and she caught wind of these rumors. It almost destroyed their relationship.
We went to a bar for some drinks. We seem to be really hitting it off. Then her boyfriend turns up. It turns out he wants to have a MFF threesome and they had a Tinder account for her in order to find someone. A well-lit pub. We're having a couple drinks, talking and whatnot, I see his hands under the table, moving around.
It cannot be. He was touching himself. Apparently I was turning him on too much and he couldn't help himself. Date ended pretty quickly after that.
The followup is, when I got home he'd sent me an epically long email about how I was fat and ugly and a tease and a whore. Oh, and ended it with the phrase, "Don't bother responding, because I will not read it.
All this was sparked because I thought sending me a video of two people having sex when we hadn't even kissed yet was a but inappropriate. Too bad I spent a year in Europe and am a stripper who is nowhere near a prude he never learned that though.
Tough luck. I thought he was joking even though it wasn't funny but I laughed it off because I didnt know what else to do.
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Then he starts getting all serious like "its no big deal. Girls do it all the time. Then I left Probably not dating material but the banter was light and easy.
Give him my phone number to text and within three messages he tells me he thinks his mom will love me.
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Won't tell me his real age 41and is excited to "knock me up". At this point I just decided to keep it going for the comedy gold. We meet for lunch after a morning of texting and he tells me about how he only likes to have anal sex, he has a tiny penis, and he's obsessed with the cartoon dog Pluto.
When I asked him what that was all about he got very uppity, saying how people who like Goofy are totally ridiculous and anthropomorphic blah blah. My jaw hit the table. So then he starts asking me about how "kinky" I am and whether I could be "kinky" for him?