But trust us: scroll down, and you'll be shocked by how many of these women you recognize. As it turns out, she's engaged, but he's stuck accompanying her on a five-hour boat trip around Manhattan. Today, she's a real estate agent in Los Angeles. Their relationship fizzles after they spend a rainy weekend trapped together in a bed and breakfast. She dumps Jerry after seeing his act. Now: Louis-Dreyfus is one of the most successful - and hilarious - women on television.
Right then, Kramer and Newman confront Keith about the "spitting incident". Keith tell them the real spitter was Mets relief pitcher Roger McDowell. Kramer and Newman remember they had taunted McDowell throughout the game and the pair apologize to Keith, also offering to help move his furniture. George rushes in with one last desperate attempt to win over his unemployment officer by getting Keith to meet her, but he is too late. As he mopes, a tall woman appears with his wallet, which he had dropped on the sidewalk outside, causing George to give a happy smile.
The "spitting incident" depicted in the story is a parody of the film JFK.
Jerry presents the "magic loogie theory", a reference to the " magic bullet theory " featured in the film. The recount of the incident in the episode resembles the Zapruder film in JFKas it uses the same color and photography effects. From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. The New York Times. Retrieved Seinfeld episodes. Main article: Seinfeld season 9. July Theology Today. Archived from the original on Retrieved Sony Pictures.
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After his accident, Elaine isn't sure his face will be the same. The gang struggles to find gifts for a dinner party. Jerry and Elaine stop at a bakery to get a babka, but they forget to take a number.
Jerry meets an old college classmate who asked about George, whom Jerry says is now a "marine biologist. Kramer takes up hitting golf balls into the ocean. George is called on to use his marine biology skills to save a whale. Jerry's girlfriend Audrey won't share a piece of pie with him. There is a mannequin at a store that looks like Elaine and she inquires into where it came from.
George is interested in a suit that he makes an enemy over. Kramer has an itch. George's new suit makes a noise.
Kramer asks a midget into getting lifts, to keep his job. Jerry visits a friend, who's in need of a good laugh, at the hospital.
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George and his girlfriend have nothing to say to each other, he wants to break up, but won't when he finds out she is being urged to break it off. One of Jerry's friends "takes it out" while on a date with Elaine. Jerry's girlfriend poses as his wife so she can get a dry cleaning discount. George pees in a health club shower and is afraid of being turned in after being seen.
Elaine is getting mixed signals from a male friend who may be interested. Kramer's getting ready to impress his girlfriend's parents. Jerry's parents stay with him while they wait to go to Paris. George tries to get out of a big brother program. Elaine's latest boyfriend is a "close talker" who has a strange fascination with the Seinfelds.
Kramer makes a deal with Jerry's father Morty to sell belt-less raincoats to a secondhand shop and George sells his father's moth-ridden cabana style clothing. Jerry Seinfeld Jerry and his girlfriend get some time alone at a movie, Schindler's Listthey don't see it; however, Newman sees it and them. A delay in the shipment of the raincoats will make the Seinfelds miss their flight to France; George uses this as an opportunity to get his "little" brother back to his father.
Kramer brings his girlfriend to one of Jerry's shows, where she heckles him relentlessly. George's girlfriend's apartment catches on fire during her son's birthday party. Jerry gets revenge by heckling the woman at work and she severs her toe. Kramer finds the toe, takes a bus to the hospital and saves the passengers from a gunman. George tries to confront his feelings of cowardice. Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer visit a house in the Hamptons.
George has a bout with "shrinkage," Kramer steals lobsters, and Elaine is called "breathtaking" by a handsome doctor. George does the opposite of everything, his luck changes and everything begins to go his way including getting a girlfriend, a job with the Yankees and moving out of his parents' house. Elaine starts seeing bad luck after she buys a box of Jujyfruits.
Elaine's eating of Jujyfruits causes Pendant Publishing to go under, and later she realizes that she and George have traded places. Jerry gets a date with Miss Rhode Island. Kramer gives her advice and becomes her personal coach. Elaine tries to get a job at Doubleday. George decides that the Yankees need to change their uniforms from polyester to cotton. Andy Ackerman Larry David. Elaine's boss wants a special mechanical pencil the Rollomeck Mechanical Pencil. George and his girlfriend pick up a "Big Salad" for Elaine.
Jerry discovers that his current girlfriend once dated Newman. Kramer plays golf with an ex-ball player who breaks a rule of golf. Pitt eats his Snickers bar with a knife and fork. Jerry gets caught throwing away a thank you card. Jerry cashes some old birthday checks from his grandmother. Andy Ackerman Peter Mehlman. Jerry and Elaine see George's father with a man in a cape but doesn't say hello.
The following is an episode list for the NBC sitcom, Seinfeld. In total, there are episodes, including the pilot. However, if one-hour episodes are counted as whole episodes and not as two minute parts, the total is episodes. The following list is arranged in the order the episodes were broadcast (as opposed to production order).
Jerry discovers a Chinese woman, Donna Chang on George's phone line after the wires get crossed and he gets a date with her but learns she isn't Chinese. Kramer goes to a fertility clinic. Elaine ruins her friend Noreen's latest romance with a long talker. George's life is made miserable when his parents separate. Elaine begins to date the guy who delivers Jerry's new couch. Kramer plans to start a pizza business with Poppie. George joins a book club, but tries to rent the movie. George spends the evening with the family that has rented the film.
Jerry dates a Romanian Olympic gymnast.
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Jerry and Kramer find out about one of George's bathroom habits. Kramer passes a kidney stone. George is caught acting homeless. Pitt becomes obsessed with finding the image in a 3-D painting. Andy Ackerman Fred Stoller. Elaine brings over a man she met in England and he turns out to be a real bounder. Jerry accepts an Armani suit from Kenny Bania, an obnoxious comedian.
George goes for a walk with a waitress from Monk's. After his kidney stone, Kramer decides to eat only fresh foods. A salesman convinces George to buy a convertible once owned by " Jon Voight.
Elaine wins tickets for Mr. Pitt, who's always wanted to participate in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. Jerry confronts his dry cleaner. George passes over hiring an attractive secretary for a less attractive one. Kramer gets Uma Thurman's phone number. Elaine tries to buy a dress, but is unsatisfied with the size of the mirrors in the store. Jerry meets an old rival, who suspects that he cheated in a high school race.
Elaine is put on a "blacklist" and finds out her boyfriend is a Communist. George responds to a personal ad in a Communist newspaper. Kramer becomes a department store Santa. Elaine lets a potential employer borrow Mr. Pitt's tennis racket. Jerry's girlfriend never laughs. George's model girlfriend may be bulimic. Kramer's first name is revealed, Cosmo. Kramer begins to use his first name. Elaine and Jerry think Tim Whatley is a "re-gifter". George convinces his girlfriend to get her male roommate to move out.
Kramer takes playing a game of Risk against Newman seriously. George meets an old friend who's spent the last few months undergoing chemotherapy.
Kramer calls a litterbug "a pig" near a cop. Kramer asks Elaine where her old boyfriend got his glasses. George gets a toupee. Jerry introduces highlights from the first 99 episodes of a "show about nothing. Andy Ackerman Carol Leifer.
Elaine tries to convert a gay man. George discovers that the woman Kramer has set him up with, is bald. Jerry begins to date a cop, but she wants him to take a lie detector test about Melrose Place.
Elaine's friend has an old style hairdo, that Jerry and Elaine want Kramer to comment on. Jerry's grandmother wants him to open a ketchup bottle. Kramer puts tenant pictures up in the lobby. George gets his arm looked at. Elaine injures her shoulder carrying equipment home, and can't get any complementary treatment by her friend who is a physiotherapist. The doorman in Mr. Pitt's building, causes trouble for Jerry.
Kramer robs George on the street for some German tourists. George's father is living with him. Kramer develops a new undergarment for males. Jerry offers his soiled couch to replace the one that was stolen while he was "on duty. The guys play a game of basketball with "the Jimmy". Jerry discovers they carry Penthouse in a dental office waiting room. Kramer has a visit to the dentist complete with Novocain. Jerry finds out he was eating pecans that were in his girlfriend's mouth.
George finds a doodle that his girlfriend drew of him. Kramer is eating some tasty peaches that come in season for two weeks every year. Fleas force Jerry and his parents out his apartment. Elaine has an interview with a publisher. Elaine must go into Jerry's fumigated apartment to get an unpublished manuscript, but Kramer loses his sense of taste.
George finds out that his girlfriend really doesn't care what he looks like. Andy Ackerman Marjorie Gross. Kramer makes a statue of Jerry out of fusilli pasta.
Jerry plans to meet a super model at an airport club, but his assistant makes the trip a nightmare. Elaine says she will quit working for Mr. Pitt, but finds out that she's going to be in his will.
George tries to prove to his boss that he is not a racist, when he says his boss looks like Sugar Ray Leonard. Kramer meets a rich Texan with whom he starts making bets. Elaine's boyfriend David Puddy paints his face and his behavior at a hockey game makes a priest believe he has seen the devil. A monkey throws a banana peel at Kramer. George tries to tell his girlfriend that he loves her. Jerry refuses to give the "necessary" follow-up courtesy thank you for the hockey tickets.
George and Jerry are suspected of deliberately injuring Bette Midler during a softball game, giving Jerry's girlfriend a chance to perform. Kramer becomes Bette's personal assistant. Elaine gets George's father to translate for her when she suspects that her manicurist has made some obvious snide remarks in a foreign tongue. Elaine meets J. Peterman, and gets herself a new job. Elaine has a problem sleeping in her new apartment because of a nearby constantly barking dog.
Kramer, Newman and Elaine commit a dognapping and take the dog far out of the city. Jerry breaks up with his girlfriend again.
Elaine's dog problem is solved by a neighborly rabbi with a cable show. Kramer's involvement in the dognapping worries him. George decides he wants to postpone the engagement. George decides that he needs to help a security guard that works at Susan's uncle's store. Elaine begins dating the "Maestro. Jerry asks Poppy about Tuscany and is referred to Poppy's cousin, who makes him an offer he can't refuse. Elaine dates the man from her wake-up service. A bit of grapefruit pulp, from Jerry's breakfast, gets into George's eye and causes problems for him when his winks keep getting misinterpreted.
Jerry's healthy diet conflicts with his dating of Elaine's cousin. Kramer promises a sick boy that Yankee Paul O'Neill will hit two home runs for him, so he can get back a birthday card that he sold based on George's wink. George picks up a bad habit from some visiting Astros representatives. During the time of the New York City Marathon, Elaine has an out of country runner as her house guest.
The runner had overslept and missed the big race at the last Olympics and Jerry obsesses with ensuring that it doesn't happen again. Kramer installs a hot tub in his apartment. Andy Ackerman Spike Feresten. Elaine finds an antique armoire she wants. George makes a mistake while trying to get his soup from the "Soup Nazi.
Elaine makes an ordering error in front of the "Soup Nazi," and is banned for a year. Susan appreciates that George is finally showing his feelings in public. Elaine dates an amnesiac. Leapin' Larry, wants Jerry to do spots for his store, but he is angered when he thinks Jerry is doing an impression of him when his foot falls asleep.
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Kramer gets an emergency band scanner and decides to help at the New York Fire Department. Elaine doesn't want to go on a date with her boss, J.
Peterman, so she leaves Jerry and George at the restaurant. George's code is needed in a life or death situation. Andy Ackerman David Mandel. Elaine befriends Susan. Jerry meets his pool guy outside a movie, and then he can't get rid of him. George is worried by Elaine wanting to get to know Susan. Kramer's new phone number is similar to a film information line.
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When Kramer keeps getting wrong numbers, he begins giving out the information for movie show times a la "Moviefone". Elaine must decide whether her current boyfriend is "spongeworthy. George is "out of the loop. Kramer is active in the re-opening of an old movie theater. George's friend Lloyd Braun has a pack of Chinese gum that Kramer insists everyone tries. Elaine accidentally "reveals herself" to Lloyd. Jerry must wear glasses while around Lloyd.
George's girlfriend Deena thinks he is showing signs of being on the verge of a breakdown. Elaine dates a jazz saxophonist. Jerry tells one of the band members the saxophonist and Elaine are "hot and heavy.